I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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