We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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