I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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