nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
