hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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