I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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