Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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