yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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