The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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