so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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