I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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