When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
My dick has a subreddit
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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