garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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