i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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