and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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