gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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