You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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