I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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