yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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