I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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