i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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