My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I have post one night stand depression
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Randomize
