i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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