Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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