is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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