then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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