Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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