i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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