Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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