just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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