it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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