NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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