You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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