Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We have so much sex to catch up on
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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