ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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