no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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