this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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