I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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