how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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