And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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