did you get engaged???
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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