drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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