i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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