i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
i believe in u and ur pee
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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