i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
