Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
worst night to have a conscience
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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