Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Randomize
