We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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