Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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