I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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