Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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